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Showing newest 64 of 291 posts from October 2008. Show older posts
Showing newest 64 of 291 posts from October 2008. Show older posts
Friday, October 31, 2008
Finally a Role George W. Bush Would Be Perfect For, Commander in Queef...
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
Funny Story Sent In By a Viewer(Not a Personal Experience Of His or Hers Ofcourse): The Washcloth...
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 AM. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.
Never going back to that doctor......... Ever.
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 AM. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.
Never going back to that doctor......... Ever.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Brokeback Candidate: McCain's Pitching, Bareback Quest For the Oval Office...
With a tongue like that, he might as well just hook up with Cunnelingus Rice and leave Barack alone.
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The Ladies of the View Enjoy a Roundtable Discussion on Dating...
In an effort of displaying full disclosure, it must be said that Barbara Walters is not in the wheelchair because of her age, but because she reignited the flame with her chocolate lover(s) the night before. Hopefully, she'll be onto crutches in a couple of days.
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
It's Show 'N Tell Day at Grandma McCain's Living Center...
Now girls everywhere will begin to take being called 'pumpkin tits' as a hostile remark.
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Monday, October 27, 2008
After This Photo Was Taken, These Two Lovelies Had An Odd Craving For Tube Steak...
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Harry Potter & Trojan Team Up For This Exciting New Campaign...
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
The Alabama Way to Say "You Will Never Get This"...
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Fresh Fish Is Served Daily At This Poignantly Named Venue...
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With His Recent Surge in Polls, the White House Has Started to Redecorate In Preparation for the Obama Clan...
*alright, maybe CLAN wasn't exactly the appropriate word...
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In All Fairness, Around This Time of Year It Does Tend To Get a Tit Bit Nipply, So Maybe She Was Just Trying Show Her Support With This Dress...
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Friday, October 24, 2008
Will Be Attending MU Homecoming This Weekend, Let the Debaucherous Games Begin...
This lovely clip of the MIZZOU marching band reminds me of a charming time that a certain someone in the ever classic movie American Pie had with a flute. Needless to say, memories of the sort will be created this weekend. New and old friends reunited as one to celebrate this glorious time of year. God bless the Regency hotel; for it does not know what's in store for it. Trops await...
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She Has Quite the Sour Puss(Describing Ofcourse the Look on Palin's Face, Not Anything About Cindy McCain's Feminine Hygiene)...
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