Leaving the Spotlight For a Bit, Ryan Seacrest Has Purchased A Honda Accord and Moved to Florida...

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Kirstie Alley Roams the Streets of Chicago After Her Latest Stint on the Oprah Show...

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Gene Simmons Sans Makeup = Purdy...

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The Riverside Baptist Church May Want to Consider Hiring a New Signage Manager...

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Mel Gibson Certainly Has an Interesting Architectural Style For His Latest Malibu Compound, Ummmmm...

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Travis Barker and Star Jones Take Their Relationship Public...

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Busey and the Beast....

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It Appears As If David Hasselhoff Is Drinking Again...

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R.I.P. Bea Arthur - You Will Be Greatly Missed...

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A Scene From Role Models: Wheeler Explains Who KISS is to Ronnie...

If you have yet to see this movie, it's an absolute must.

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"Behind These Asian Eyes" (Behind These Hazel Eyes Parody)...

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With Mother's Day Nearing, Apparently It's Better to Be Safe Than Sorry When Getting Her Gift...

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Cheney's Last Revenge: The Swine Flu...

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Seriously? Was This the Best Placement for the Ads, Even Though It's a Favorite Among NBA Players?...

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Flava Flav and Condoleeza Rice Step Away From the Limelight For A Quick Ride...

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FOUND: The Bottomless Source of Ash Used to Mark Foreheads on Ash Wednesday...

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In Preparation for the Derby this Saturday, Mel Gibson Has a Few Too Many Mint Jewlips...

Let it be known, that no, mint jewlips, did not start all the wars in the world and that he only has the highest regard for those he refers to as sugar tits.

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Kimmel Interview With Octomom...

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Um, He'll Take the #4 But Will Be Shocked to Learn That Beef in Between Buns(Pun Intended) Costs $1500(yen)...

Herro.

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After Tax Evasion Troubles, Wesley Snipes Is Doing Whatever He Can To Make Ends Meet...

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An Outtake From Hannah Mufftana's Latest Movie, Oh She's Just Being Hairy...

If your IQ rivals that of Dick Cheney, then you may not have realized that the word 'hairy' is being substituted for 'Miley'. That is all.

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George and Jenna Bush Share Some Quality Father/Daughter Time at the Ranch in Crawford, TX...

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From the Catwalks of Project Runway to the Shelves of Mattel, the Heidi Klum Barbie Soon To Be at a Store Near You...

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Ian Benardo &Tracy Pendergast Host The Better and Bestest Show...

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A Deleted Scene from the Latest DVD Release of The Passion of the Christ...

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A Poignant Example of Darwin's Undeniable Evolutionary Theory...

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Lil' Kim Should Really Ask For Extra Napkins Next Time She Orders Glazed Donuts From Krispy Kreme...

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If You're Really that HARD Up for a Whiff, Save Yourself the Embarrassment at the Candle Store and Just Saunter Through a Fish Market...

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Troy Miller - Radar...

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph he bought a stripper pole.

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Sharon Stone's Hygiene Is So Fresh and So Clean, Clean...

Although, the Q-Tip's? Going with the theme of this particular shopping trip, using those q-tip's would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Heyoooooooo

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Kim Jong Il Is Just So Over Purple Nurples...

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Chris Hansen Goes Undercover In Attempted R. Kelly Sting...

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You Might Be a Redneck If...

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Robert DeNirowitz Recites This Famous Line(Relax, Amy Winehouse) For the Yiddish Remake of Taxi Driver...

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Lindsay Lohan's EHarmony Ad...

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

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Aretha, You Did Not Have to Do This to Prove That You's Still Da Queen of Soul, Girl...

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LonelyBetch's "Queef In My Pants"...

Queef In My Pants - watch more funny videos

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Life After Steroids: José Canseco Gets In Touch With His Feminine Side...

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The Latest Literary Wonder to Be Catapulted Out of the Bill/Hillary Money-Making Machine...

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That's What He Said...

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Whitney and Bobby's Daughter Clearly Wasn't In the Mood to Hunt For Eggs Yesterday...

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Highly Enjoyed By Eastern European Businessmen and Clay Aiken...

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The Golden Girl Next Door: An Inside Look Into Bea Arthur's Upcoming Playboy Pictorial...

Did anyone else know that Bea was a founding member of the Hell's Angels motorcycle gang?

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How Thoughtful: Anne Coulter's Gift to the White House Grounds, And Karl Rove Even Chipped In By Doing the Lettering, What a Great Guy...

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An Apple A Day Keeps the Doctor Away...

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The Jesus Christ Sponge...

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InStyle Magazine Gives Its Readers An Inside Look at K-Fed's Living Room...

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What Did One Republican Senator Say to the Other?...

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Star Jones and Barbara Walters Finally Settle Their Differences In a Most Unconventional Way...

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Awww Lawwddd, It's a Passover Miracle, 2Pac(Right) Is Alive Son...

A Few Tracks From His Soon To Be Released Album:
Ain't Nothin' But a Matza Party
Israel Love
All Eyez on Moishe
Keep Ur Hallah Up
2 Of Americas Most Cheated
Me Against the Draidle
I Ain't Mad at Jew
Picture Me Whinin'


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Almost Forgot, Happy Passover to My Nearest and Dearest, Pesach Shalom...

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Flea Market Montgomery...

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A Friendly Herro From the Girl Scouts of Taiwan...

WARNING: If she offers you her 'thin mint' say NO; for if you reply yes you'll forever associate chocolate/mints with day old fish.

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Circus: Secret Trois Style...

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The Octomom Is Just Asking For Legal Intervention After Inviting Dick Cheney to An Afternoon of Playing and Fertilizing(Her Not the Yard)...

As you can see, this did not end well. Cheney makes Bernie Madoff look like Gandhi.

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Usher and Khloe Kardashian Spotted Together at L.A. Hotspot Les Deux...

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Charlene Listen Here and Lose the Ego, Even With the Economy in Shambles, Almost Everyone Can Afford $1.99...

One would think that with the immense success of Carrot Top's renowned success of epic proportions he would share the wealth with his mom.

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Anal Pirates of the Caribbean...

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